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Immortal Dog!

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My wife opened the door and instead of saying: ‘Hello, I’m here to see Graham’, he just said: ‘You’re not Graham’.
How a meeting with a door-to-door IT specialist inspired the IT Crowd.
Graham Linehan: The genius behind The IT Crowd

clientsfromhell:

Client: ”So I’m thinking that for the navigation we should have a guy with a dog head, kind of like one of those dog butlers, come dancing out and start tossing letters around.  These letters can then form the site navigation buttons!”

Me:  ”To sell real estate?”

some designers won’t recognise their muse when it arrives…

(Reblogged from clientsfromhell)

Around a year ago, it seemed clear that Cameron would be PM and that, after six weeks in power, the mask would slip and he'd legalise the hunting of single mums.

Charlie Brooker pretty much sums up my current bewilderment (but his is funnier).

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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an ‘Escalator Out of Order’ sign. Only an ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.’
Mitch Hedberg
go wes!..

go wes!..